Ok, this may be the wine talking but,

for fucks sake.......who's business is it anyway? If you ain't doing 'em, why care? Really?

If I'm not sleeping with you, I don't give a damn what you think of my looks.

I spent 12 years working in strip clubs. It takes all freakin' kinds. And there is always, always someone who is standing around talkin' about what is wrong with you. Your never good enough, never tall enough, never what is considered "perfect" to one or many and the drop dead bombshell to 50,000 others.
That is just the way life goes. So trying to match some ideal perfect vision in someone elses head is flippin' ludicrous. NEWSFLASH-
SAME DAMN PROBLEM IN THE VANILLA WORLD.