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~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*
Best one yet Doc!