Psychiatric Help- 5¢

[frankee]

~Therapist calls Michebe into her office~
Therapist: So this is our first private session. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself and we can go from there
Michebe: Ok. frankee terrorizes me.
Therapist: *nods* Let's get back to that in a minute. Why don't you tell my about yourself. What you like to do, what kinds of things you don't like, where you go to work, things of that nature.
Michebe: I enjoy tormenting frankee.
Therapist: *looks intently at Michebe* Ok, let's start there then and we'll work our way back to the introductions part.
Michebe: Start where?
Therapist: With frankee
Michebe: She needs drugs, doc.
Therapist: Michebe, let's talk about you and your relationship with her, not what you THINK she needs. Why do you enjoy tormenting her and why do you think she terrorizes you?
Michebe: I torture her because I can
Therapist: You enjoy the control?
Michebe: No, I enjoy her hilarious responses when I torture her
Therapist: And what might those be?
Michebe: I'm not really listening, I am torturing
Therapist: *rubs temples* You said you torture to get the response. But you don't know what the response is?
Michebe: No, I am not paying attention
Therapist; Why do you think she tortures you?
Michebe: Because I can't hear her responses whilst I am torturing her!
Therapist: So your issues with frankee revolve around the fact that while you are torturing her you are too busy torturing to listen to her responses?
Michebe: Well when you make it sound like that.... I sound kinda cruel
Therapist: *looks at Michebe* Ok, now let's work with that. Being cruel. Do you enjoy it?
Michebe: Only to get frankee's responses
Therapist: *pops 10 advil and wonders when her next vacation is*

Oh Hell... LMAO

mich..i knew you were a little off. You daft sod!!!!

AWESOME delia!!!!!!!