The most sadistic thing I've ever done?... hmmm.

Long ago I took a girl friend fishing and tied her to a log. I was using hellgrammites for bait and had an idea. For those of you who don't know, a hellgrammite is the larvae of a dragon fly, they can be about 3" long, have a long tail like an incredibly tough caterpiller, only flat, and a two section hard body that has the legs... and the pinchers.

While threading one of these critters onto a hook, I noticed that the pinchers opened up to about the same size as her nipples, and nature took its course.
I got one to grab on to each nipple. When their jaws clamp onto something, they kind of "chew" at it, trying to break it down, and they thrash their tails wildly. I thought they made spiffy nipple clamps. She on the other hand had a different opinion. She was bug phobic and kind of went all tharn when I attached them. Was so shook up had to hold her for quite a while to get her calmed down.

Kalluss