ROFL . . . that post was HILARIOUS! Just thought I'd add that although the god of professional football may be the Dallas Cowboys, the college world in Texas is strictly divided between A&M and UT. Everyone you meet is either a graduate or a fan of one of these schools . . . and God forbid you don't have an opinion on which one you like! So if you're going to visit Texas, be sure to pick a school! (I'd suggest A&M, but then I'll admit I'm biased )

Until later, y'all . . .