How to Speak Southern

[Ranai]

You get the booby prize. See why I said only states east of Texas, south of Arkansas, and west of Georgia were included in "The South?" You're from Virginia, a supposedly Southern state, and you didn't know what "sug" meant.

Thanks for the new word. And thanks for the booby prize, I will treasure it.
I believe you got me confused with Jadetiger there, sug.

I mentioned that anything east of Georgia is not Southern.

Oh no, I live waaayyyy too far east of Georgia to qualify! What can I do?
Maybe I need to reflect on the enormous benefits of the South of Germany: Cryptic dialects (even spoken by public figures on public occasions), slow people with slow reactions, cow dung everywhere in summer, sloshy snow everywhere in winter.

A positive point would be the peaceful coexistence of breweries and vineyards.