Dear diary,

The new girl seems to have made quite a splash. Pity she couldn't have waited...

I see that we appear to have a couple of tentative enquiries for the places that require filling here this term, I can't wait for the official applications-they make for such good reading.

I really need to investigate the goings-on in the dorm at night. Suchaminx, moptop and someone else (Can't be cariad just yet?) seem to be making very odd noises indeed. And filling the wastepaper baskets with chocolate wrappers.

It looks like an interesting term already.