Hi peeple ... I had a little problem with local law enforcement ... uhm ... a case of miss-taken identity ... see, I had credit cards ... but with all different names? And this English cop said, "Miss, you have taken someone's identity" or something since you can hardly understand them cuz the English talk so weird? Anyways, I figure "Texas ... California ... New York ... England, a cop's a cop, right?" So, sweet as you please I offer him the usual oral persuasion and NOW he's talking about solicitation of prostitution!

So I get dragged before some judge guy with a mop on his head for a wig and he has the NERVE to call me an undesirable alien!!! "Ah-HEM ... you call THESE undesireable?" ... and I showed him the goods and then HE turns blue and has a cardiac or something so yours TRULY goes back to lockup ... gets like a two hour strip search from these dyke guards ... and FINALLY the American ambassador shows up and he says they want to deport me back but my country is behind me 100% and he says I will only be sent back to the good ol USA over his dead body. Sniff ... all for little me ... I was so proud ... dam skippy!

Anyways, if there's one thing I learned at the Texas State Correctonal .. uhm ... I mean ... School for Young Ladies ... its ... well, here I am!

I also got these glasses to wear as a disguise so they don't find me but I had to bust the glass out cuz I kept bumpig into stuff? But dont worry ... I didn't get all nerdy and start reading books or anything.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo ... the bad girl from Texas is back ... but don't tell anyone! I'm in-cock-neato or something?